Terrible Jokes Thread

philw696 · Mar 18, 2024

Wack61 said:
I've poisoned myself

I cooked what I thought was an onion but it turned out to be a daffodil bulb

Been admitted to hospital, they say I should be out in the spring

Ah another meaning on coming out

joered · Mar 18, 2024

CatmanV2 · Mar 18, 2024

C

Felonious Crud · Mar 18, 2024

joered said:
View attachment 124243

And in Italy, a red light means 'last few cars, please.'

joered · Mar 19, 2024

Felonious Crud said:
And in Italy, a red light means 'last few cars, please.'

And the stripes on a zebra crossing used as a guide to how close you can skip by a pedestrian! (without damaging your car that is!)

Mavster · Mar 20, 2024

MarkMas · Mar 20, 2024

"I am very fast at maths. "

"Really? What is 754 times 38?"

"230"

"That's not even close!"

"I know. But it was fast."

philw696 · Mar 20, 2024

Following something very dull into Laval this morning and so much smoke I thought yeah Turbo gone then I realised the driver was vaping.

TimR · Mar 20, 2024

Mavster · Mar 22, 2024

Mavster · Mar 23, 2024

midlifecrisis · Mar 23, 2024

philw696 · Mar 23, 2024

spkennyuk · Mar 23, 2024

TimR said:
View attachment 124371

Ahh that must be the new Ford Thunderbird !

Obviously it didnt want to nest on the wing.

philw696 · Mar 24, 2024

Clearly photoshopped.

MarkMas · Mar 24, 2024

IT ONLY TAKES A SECOND TO SHOW SOMEONE HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THEM.

WELL, THE POLICE CALL IT "INDECENT EXPOSURE", BUT WHATEVER.

midlifecrisis · Mar 24, 2024

How does a non-binary person kill?

They / Them.

zagatoes30 · Mar 25, 2024

joered · Mar 25, 2024

TimR · Mar 25, 2024

Why did the Mexican man push a woman over the cliff…?

Tequila.

( suppose I get a slap for making a racially stereotyped slur now….,)

Terrible Jokes Thread

Member

Member

Member

Administrator

Member

Member

Chief pedant

Member

Member

Member

Member

Member

Member

Member

Member

Chief pedant

Member

Member

Member

Member