2 word story

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As per title, thought I would change it a bit from other version's
I'll start

 

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There was

 

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A big

 

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Fruit and

 

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nut cake

 

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Who was

 

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Mister smiff y

 

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Awesome guy

 

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but fat

 

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Because of

 

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spam posts

 

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about some

 

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Spam and

 

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old farts