Terrible Jokes Thread

[Flint]

Well, you get what you pay for

 

[philw696]

When you turn up to the guy that can do it cheaper for you.

 

[philw696]

 

[Wack61]

Anybody interested in a ride to the IOM in a helicopter?

We need one person to accompany us.

We leave early Sunday morning from Newcastle airport and will fly over the Lake District, then fly to and have lunch on the Isle of Man, then fly back to Newcastle.
If interested, please message!

Preferably someone with a helicopter … otherwise we can't go.

 

[Mavster]

 

[joered]

 

[spkennyuk]

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Then Rey said " Ohh the force is strong in this one ! "

 

[philw696]

Undercover need to try harder.

 

[philw696]

 

[philw696]

 

[joered]

 

[philw696]

 

[Nibby]

 

[midlifecrisis]

I've got two sock puppets for sale, I'm open to offers from forum members just to get them off my hands...

 

[zagatoes30]

 

[CatmanV2]

The Catholic Church just canonized the patron saint of copying people on an email.
St. Francis of a CC

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