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For Christmas :thumb3: It's all systems go here nothing left to buy apart from some more booze, depending on how big a dent I put in the supplies this weekend :saifi:

Now I just go out with it wild and unkempt :alan:

Anyone ever seen one done? Mine was done on Friday at Alfatune and it's bloody scary, the heat haze that comes the back end is like watching an F1 Car on the grid :worried1: The smell made me think the bloody thing was going to burst in to flames :worried1: Anyhows Stingray is running...

If anyone fancies a bacon butty or even a sausage butty there will be a few very nice Alfa's at Rivington Barn on Sunday 8th of December :) It's the Top Barn and it's pretty easy to find if you're a biker or a cyclist, if you're not of either persuasion the post code for your sat nav is BL6...

Guess which numpty locked himself out of his house tonight :frusty5: I paid a (Burglar) "Locksmith" £106 to break into my house it took him all of 20 seconds with a strip of plastic to get in I need better locks :(

What's your favourite, if you can find a picture that's great :thumb3: I'm not talking photoshop nonsense I'm looking for real prototypes. Mine is the Proteo probably because it looks like the 916 GTV

I pay my respects every year, I know it will end in tears long before I hear the last post and the verse. Lest we Forget They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember...

Mine is a 15 tog King Size Duvet and it went on the bed last night :thumb3: Get into bed with that beasty on and instant coma :D

What random images have you seen today :geek3: Post them on here but please keep it clean :alan: I'll start, can you see it :thumb3:

with a great memory yesterday. 9 gig ram :saifi:

Well they are if you have a temperamental Bengal sitting in you lap when one goes off outside :0036: He took off like the proverbial scalded cat :0036: I really wish he could retract them bloody rear claws :0036:

The world cat milk drinking championship only has ten laps to go :saifi:

I was thinking about coming over next year but some internet pest made me think it would be a bad idea :conf1: might give you a clue :lol:

Are you fed up with only seeing a few posts on every page :D Then go to the my settings tab at the top of the page clicky clicky :D Look on the left hand side my account general settings clicky clicky :D Scroll down to posts per page and you can have up to 40 posts per page :thumb1...

How about we test the poll facility :D What's your favourite cheesy poof :thumb1: You will note that I have included other and the first person that post Graham Norton gets :hammer:

Who worked in an abattoir :) As I recall, she was a stunner :jpheart:

Hello everyone, I'm a newbie looking for advice on all things Alfa :) I might also crack the odd joke or funny story once in a while :D Stay Safe Tony