Aviva app assessment results

[Wanderer]

Had the Aviva app on my iPhone which assesses your driving over a 200 mile period. All in the QP5, here's what it says;

1. I accelerate too quickly
2. I brake too harshly
3. I corner smoothly, but too quickly

No Aviva discount for me then, and I drive like a lady vicar......

 

[CatmanV2]

So, total ********, then?

C

 

[Doohickey]

It's nuts; I drove like my mother for 200 miles and then deleted the app and went back to driving normally and I get 28% off my insurance every year!

 

[Wanderer]

Maybe someone can try on a trackway if they go on for 200 miles and go for 0 out of 10 (I got 4.5)

 

[Felonious Crud]

Had the Aviva app on my iPhone which assesses your driving over a 200 mile period. All in the QP5, here's what it says;

1. I accelerate too quickly
2. I brake too harshly
3. I corner smoothly, but too quickly

No Aviva discount for me then, and I drive like a lady vicar......

Sounds like a glowing endorsement of your driving, really. Well done!

 

[Zep]

I drive like a lady vicar......

I was driving behind a vicar (unsure of gender) and they looked like they were driving with their eyes shut and using the force*

 

[midlifecrisis]

I was driving behind a vicar (unsure of gender) and they looked like they were driving with their eyes shut and using the force*

Faith, not force... Theres a difference... But we won't go down that route

 

[Felonious Crud]

Can anyone recommend an app that tells me I drive like a ******* god? I'd like that. Be a nice ego boost. I'm not sure that the Aviva one is much good. It sounds delicate and over-critical.

 

[Zep]

Can anyone recommend an app that tells me I drive like a ******* god? I'd like that. Be a nice ego boost. I'm not sure that the Aviva one is much good. It sounds delicate and over-critical.

I this is a good business idea. A service which, when you are driving your car, sends you messages about how brilliant and fast you are.

Dragons den would be all over that!

 

[Felonious Crud]

I this is a good business idea. A service which, when you are driving your car, sends you messages about how brilliant and fast you are.

Dragons den would be all over that!

Also how devilishly handsome.

 

[GeoffCapes]

Can anyone recommend an app that tells me I drive like a ******* god? I'd like that. Be a nice ego boost. I'm not sure that the Aviva one is much good. It sounds delicate and over-critical.

Let me know every time when you've been for a spirited drive and I will send you a text telling you how great your driving was.
Then invoice you £10 a time. Deal?

 

[Felonious Crud]

Let me know every time when you've been for a spirited drive and I will send you a text telling you how great your driving was.
Then invoice you £10 a time. Deal?

£6 for cash.

 

[GeoffCapes]

£6 for cash.

Deal!

I'll invoice you monthly.

 

[Trev Latter]

£5.50 including European roaming at no extra charge.

 

[Felonious Crud]

Can you and Dot please provide some examples of the kind of obsequious sucking up that this human app ("Yes, I am a robot") could offer? Kind of like ego fluffers.

 

[Zep]

Let me know every time when you've been for a spirited drive and I will send you a text telling you how great your driving was.
Then invoice you £10 a time. Deal?

Woooah. Would you jump in my grave as quickly

£6 for cash.

With a surcharge for the inventor of this service of course.

 

[Mattp]

I tried the app once, soon deleted it... lies, all lies I tell you!!!!

 

[GeoffCapes]

Can you and Dot please provide some examples of the kind of obsequious sucking up that this human app ("Yes, I am a robot") could offer? Kind of like ego fluffers.

Check your phone.

 

[Felonious Crud]

Check your phone.

Money well spent!

 

[Zep]

Money well spent!

The mind boggles!