Terrible Jokes Thread

[Andyk]

Logged out. MC20
Logged in: Same as was. Probably need to clear my cache and cookies but CBA

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Thought I had also posted this on the Good morning thread not this one as it wasn’t a terrible joke as I do like the MC20 on the banner.

 

[MarkMas]

I like jokes about lifts.
They work on so many levels.

 

[CatmanV2]

I like jokes about lifts.
They work on so many levels.

Crime in multistory car parks... wrong on so many levels

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[MarkMas]

Crime in multistory car parks... wrong on so many levels

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Multi-story car parks always remind me of this fabulous scene.

 

[MarkMas]

And now this...

 

[MarkMas]

And now this...

MUST - DO - SOME - WORK

 

[midlifecrisis]

I'm very disappointed with the above.
Can't beat a British Gangster film. Here Michael Caine has a word with Alf Roberts about the price of butter.

 

[Wattie]

This year I organized a combined Burns night and Chinese New Year Party.
I called it Chinese Burns Night.
Some people said they wouldn’t attend but I twisted their arms.

 

[Gazcw]

 

[DLax69]

 

[Nibby]

I’ve got a pen that can write underwater

 

[CatmanV2]

Thought I had also posted this on the Good morning thread not this one as it wasn’t a terrible joke as I do like the MC20 on the banner.

Only on the light theme, apparently

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[DLax69]

 

[Oishi]

Busted

 

[Swedish Paul]

Bloody ****. You can travel to mars? Did you try to trip it up?

 

[BJL]

What do you call a lazy Indian (of the red variety)?

Hangonamo

 

[DLax69]

 

[midlifecrisis]

 

[DLax69]

Not a joke, apparently. Or is it?

 

[mowlas]

Not a joke, apparently. Or is it?

Is it real or a joke? I have no Ikea!