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  1. urbanmaser

    Ace Cafe Italian Car Night ~ Alfa Romeo Dominate

    looking forward to meeting up
  2. urbanmaser

    Ace Cafe Italian Car Night ~ Alfa Romeo Dominate

    Hi mate. Hope you are well. The Ace was very quiet. I don’t think many trusted the weather but it did stay dry. Fingers crossed the weather is next month. I think Dem is thinking about the meet in May.
  3. urbanmaser

    Ace Cafe Italian Car Night ~ Alfa Romeo Dominate

    I’m in love with my Red Series 1 1966 Duetto
  4. urbanmaser

    Ace Cafe July 14th!!

    dem you should really be nicer to old friends
  5. urbanmaser

    Ace Meet Feb 11th 2016!!

    Yup .......Just Me
  6. urbanmaser

    Ace Meet Feb 11th 2016!!

    Thats not very nice considering I am your biggest fan and the sole member of your fan club
  7. urbanmaser

    Ace Meet Feb 11th 2016!!

    Andy most say about me Once met best forgotten
  8. urbanmaser

    Ace Meet Feb 11th 2016!!

    Dem did you mean the car battery is fooked or my battery????? My battery could be recharged quite simply by an intro to your 25 year old blonde nympo
  9. urbanmaser

    Ace Meet Feb 11th 2016!!

    You too Andy Please don't leave it another 10 years to meet up I will be too f----ing old to shake your hand
  10. urbanmaser

    Ace Meet Feb 11th 2016!!

    Great day catching up with mates. Disappointed not to see Simon but even more disappointed with Dem who chose to leave early to meet up with some 36-24-36 blonde nymphomaniac / Why he would do this in favour of spending quality time with his mates is beyond my comprehension. None is so strange...
  11. urbanmaser

    SM Xmas Doo

    Big thumbs up to Matt for making this weekend possible Shame Dem got soaked in red wine Missed me and that's why Benny is still alive but I love him anyway Found myself once again on a table of degenerates Great evening guys You are all entertainment at its best
  12. urbanmaser

    SM Xmas Doo

    Tortelloni con Ripieno di Ricotta & Spinaci to start Vitello con Funghi & Panna for main course A dumb and deaf blonde for dessert Please note I will be sitting on the non drinkers table with hoyin as I am a boring old f---t
  13. urbanmaser

    Alfa Romeo Montreal barn find

    I had a near new Montreal back in the 70's and wish I had never sold it. Swapping it in for a Ferrari 308 GT4 was a huge mistake
  14. urbanmaser

    SM 2014 Xmas Party

    You to you horny old bugggggger and a healthy new year
  15. urbanmaser

    SM 2014 Xmas Party

    The only reason those two are disturbed is because they are disturbed. One is grave disappointment to me and his mum. The other is your brother. Need I say more????
  16. urbanmaser

    SM 2014 Xmas Party

    You horny bugger you tried to stick your tongue in my ear
  17. urbanmaser

    SM 2014 Xmas Party

    The 2014 award for the drunkest goes to Miles whilst the award for the most outrageous goes to Maf. Both these individuals managed to bring the forum into disrepute but are we bothered? Nah they were bloooooooooody stars
  18. urbanmaser

    Ace Cafe London - Spring Meet Italian Night - 13 March 2014

    Mindy as you are probably aware the meeting tomorrow starts at a pub and finishes at the Ace Café. I think the guys will be leaving the pub at 4pm and should arrive at the Ace from around 4.30pm so don't get there too early
  19. urbanmaser

    Ace Cafe London - Spring Meet Italian Night - 13 March 2014

    Maranellos will have a brand new Ghibili at Ace Café from 5.45 pm - don't know whether it will be petrol or diesel
  20. urbanmaser

    My Poorly 360

    Every time I contemplate going back to Ferrari I read posts like yours that makes me nervous