Hamser misses gear change

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Emtee said:
We named another Latte. When my daughter Loz was small, we went to some Costa-type place for a coffee break whilst out shopping and I ordered a Latte. Loz said.... Dad, what's a Latte? and I replied.... It's a small furry rodent Loz, one day we might have one. She's 22 now and still thinks a Latte is a small furry rodent. One of the joys of being a parent.. f*****g with your kids heads.. :D
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About this, so cruel but funny.
 
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GransportFan1 said:
About this, so cruel but funny.
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Good Lord Adam, I've done far worse than that! I had Loz convinced for years that if you eat a tomato and get a seed stuck in your brace (she had a brace on her teeth at the time) that a tomato plant would grow inside your head and sprout out of your ears. Don't even get me started on the mental stunts I pulled with my son Dan. I tell you what, ******* with their heads was about the only thing that got me through parenthood, and they both turned out alright (sort of)
 
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Just think Miles if you lie to her again, she will use that weapon, looks nasty as well. I like how she is smoking as well to say, "stand back or i will blow your fecking head off" :D:D
 
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That's my Gal....... oh and it ain't tobacco in that *** either.... and yes, that is a real gun. I'm so proud... brings a tear to me eye. :D
 
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Parisien said:
...innocent question Miles...................which one is she?????????????????????????"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Haha, that got me giggling P............... YOU CHEEKY ******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Haha, that got me giggling P............... YOU CHEEKY ******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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...theres worse Miles........................................................hold on.....................will try and think of it.....................;).....;)



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Emtee said:
She was impressionable at the time. Now she's in Mexico fighting with the militia...


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.....does she know where that rifle has been......................................heard they put prophylactics over the business end....................and try to kill off the Mexican swine flu virus.....resourceful types these Mexicans......

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....ooopppssssssssssssssss.......will edit last one.....................................soz


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P, you do realise that's a real gun my daughter's holding and I know where you live!..............

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P, you do realise that's a real gun my daughter's holding and I know where you live!..............

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...ooopppssssssss Miles..........you're firing Mexican bullets....................at me....................;)


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