The Sportsalfa confessional :)

lisknik

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Anybody that listens to Radio 2 on the way home will have heard the slot done by Simon Mayo.

To be loosely based the same, for anyone that has not heard it, do you have some thing you need to seek your fellow SAer's for forgiveness for. Weather it be a prank done as a child, to something done as a adult. Dare you post and be judged by your peers!!

Just a light hearted look at life so nothing serious, or harmful to anybody on here :)
 
lisknik

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As it be my idea, me first.

About 10 years ago I lived in a flat connected to my job, the girlfriend at the time was always coming over, and moaning, she didn't live there. As the relationship was nearing the end, me being me was always doing stuff to advance the end, and one eve she texted me to say she was on her way from work. Now her biggest gripe in my bachelor pad was that I always left the loo seat up, now seeing as the first thing she would do when she came through the door was use the loo, and moan about the seat, I removed and hid it ;). One argument later, the relationship didn't last much longer, oops:)

Fellow SAer's I seek your forgiveness for such an act :)
 
Joe 1968

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Couldnt you just have told her you were over , removal of said bog seat was a bit ott, but effective none the less ... :lol:

Btw ....Toilet seats must always be left down ..... :embarrassed:
 
lisknik

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I take it that be a 'no your not forgiven' then Joe??


I am a bloke, why do I want to do that for, always better letting her make the decision!! ;)

And na, removal was funnier the reaction was brilliant :)
 
Joe 1968

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In that case .... you are NOT forgiven, despite the funny shock value of the seat removal ...... :lol:
 
WTI

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I once borrowed someone else's Luke Skywalker action figure when I was eight.
I never gave it back.




And his R2D2 also :(
 
conaero

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Joe 1968 said:
Couldnt you just have told her you were over , removal of said bog seat was a bit ott, but effective none the less ... :lol:

Btw ....Toilet seats must always be left down ..... :embarrassed:
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Where does it say that a loo seat must be down by default?

I got fed up and bought one of those soft close seats, reversed the spring, now when you get off it, it slowly moves upwards to the man position.
 
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Joe 1968

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Conaero said:
Where does it say that a loo seat must be down by default?

I got fed up and bought one of those soft close seats, reversed the spring, now when you get off it, it slowly moves upwards to the man position.
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Its law ... end of ... ;)

I never used to be so obsessed .. however after dropping many things down said loo .. phones .. hair brushes .. toothpast .. all bathroom stuff .. the loo seat must be down .... :)
 
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Joe 1968 said:
Its law ... end of ... ;)

I never used to be so obsessed .. however after dropping many things down said loo .. phones .. hair brushes .. toothpast .. all bathroom stuff .. the loo seat must be down .... :)
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Ah, your talking about the lid, I thought we were talking seat?
 
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