Terrible Jokes Thread

CatmanV2 · Jan 3, 2024

DLax69 said:
Isn't it "Whose limericks..."???

Pendant from his own petard

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Ebenezer · Jan 3, 2024

zagatoes30 said:
No punchline

Duh!

That's dreadful, and now I know, I know I've seen it before and had to be told then too!
Eb

Ebenezer · Jan 3, 2024

MarkMas said:
Mark: I love 'knock-knock' jokes.
Eb: Me too.
Mark: Great! You start!
Eb: Knock-knock!
Mark: Who's there?
Eb: Er....

Cheeky!

But given my recent advancement in years, not far from the truth tbh!
Eb

philw696 · Jan 3, 2024

Commercial Mechanics for you

MarkMas · Jan 3, 2024

CatmanV2 said:
Pendant from his own petard

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2b1ask1 · Jan 3, 2024

philw696 said:
Commercial Mechanics for you
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Welsh sheep haulier?

Harry · Jan 3, 2024

zagatoes30 said:
No punchline

Thank you, I didn’t get it either

MarkMas · Jan 4, 2024

CatmanV2 · Jan 5, 2024

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philw696 · Jan 6, 2024

CatmanV2 · Jan 6, 2024

This is a posh pub.. you can't order drinks by asking . You have to use your phone.
It's their bar code

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CatmanV2 · Jan 6, 2024

My house looks spotless, the garden is neat and tidy and I look ten years younger in the mirror. This can only mean one thing…
I've lost my glasses again

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CatmanV2 · Jan 7, 2024

Me: "Alexa, can you check my bank balance and let me know which Apple product I can afford?"
Alexa: "Apple Juice "

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philw696 · Jan 7, 2024

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philw696 · Jan 8, 2024

On its way to power up more EV's.

philw696 · Jan 8, 2024

A young Ed Sheeran meets his childhood idol Tom Jones during a family holiday to Porthcawl in 2001.

CatmanV2 · Jan 9, 2024

That Abba tribute band was so loud last night, you could hear the drums from Nando's

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Flint · Jan 9, 2024

Not being an Abba fan, that took me a while; but .....................

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