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Can't stand them, but somehow it still registered.Not being an Abba fan, that took me a while; but .....................
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Reminds me of this!!
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A bloke goes into a Scottish bakery.
"How much is that cake?"
"Och, just a wee poond. Aye, just a poond...""And that one?""A poond as well. All ma cakes are a poond!""Oh, OK. That one looks nice. What about that one?"
"Ach well..., that one has to be two poonds.""Oh....Why's that then?""Because that's Madeira cake...."
"How much is that cake?"
"Och, just a wee poond. Aye, just a poond...""And that one?""A poond as well. All ma cakes are a poond!""Oh, OK. That one looks nice. What about that one?"
"Ach well..., that one has to be two poonds.""Oh....Why's that then?""Because that's Madeira cake...."
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… and “is that a cheese scone or am ah wrang?” “You are, it’s a plain scone.”
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... and it's not even there... it scone! (Alternative pronunciation)...
