Proposed Northern SMF Weekend

hodroyd

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Well, reading a few of the comments on here, about it being a fair way for a Maser..!! Let's all remember that this Northern Prince has never come down to the Ace SMF Meet in a noddy car and have driven my Maser all over Europe because I enjoy the drive, so any hairy ar5ed gent who decides coming in a Maser is too tiring, or expensive, look forward to some pi55 taking when you get up here..!!

If I can offer a gentle reminder to everyone that THE VENUE IS PRIVATE..!! We do not want any gate crashers which is why I made it clear I thought that this information was between attendees only..!!

The venue has SKY Sports, not BT Sports if that helps..??
 
hodroyd

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No, if you go to that address, mention SMF, a young man in a pink dress will give you a note in French, if you are unable to read it you then take it to the local bordello, address provided on the note and someone there will offer you a service you will be unable to refuse, following that and the provision of money, you will be provided with the full address of the actual venue..!! You will have 5 minutes maximum to install this in to your SatNav, following which time the note will self destruct..!!
Hopefully this should ensure that no Wankeers get to find out where we are at..!!
 
midlifecrisis

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Well I for one, only ever considered coming up in my 4200 from the bottom of the country.
Bollards to the mileage, I bought mine to use all year round and to tour.
I have BT Sports on my phone just need WiFi...
 
conaero

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midlifecrisis said:
Well I for one, only ever considered coming up in my 4200 from the bottom of the country.
Bollards to the mileage, I bought mine to use all year round and to tour.
I have BT Sports on my phone just need WiFi...
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I'll bring the Apple TV so you can stream it to a TV
 
BennyD

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hodroyd said:
No, if you go to that address, mention SMF, a young man in a pink dress will give you a note in French, if you are unable to read it you then take it to the local bordello, address provided on the note and someone there will offer you a service you will be unable to refuse, following that and the provision of money, you will be provided with the full address of the actual venue..!! You will have 5 minutes maximum to install this in to your SatNav, following which time the note will self destruct..!!
Hopefully this should ensure that no Wankeers get to find out where we are at..!!
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You told Sparticarse so that won't stop them!
 
BennyD

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I wasn't being facetious, you can't really expect anything more in the third world. Running water is a bonus even in the better' parts of the 'sh!te rose' county. ;)
 
mjheathcote

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We have our own airline though!

[video]https://youtu.be/IR9Zdgv2Kag[/video]

Don't think they would allow you to work for them though, coming from over the other side!
 
hodroyd

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Hahahaha, well all these lovely comments from the usual protaganists, just goes to prove that us Yorkshire Tribe are the more reserved amongst us and act with some decorum, Rum being the important bit..!! Showing advance pictures of the venue and mine host is a little forthcoming when you have been asked to keep a secret, but I suppose that is asking just too much for those lacking in fibre and character..!! Appropriate fines will be imposed and those penalised will have to complete their penalty activity in front of an audience, specially chosen to be fit enough for additional punishment as they see fit..!! Don't even try to guess what will be waiting for those unfortunate reprobates..!!:bigcry3:
 
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