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ScaldedCat

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While I was shopping in the supermarket a few months ago a mother, trying to stop her small daughter running off, bellowed at the top of her voice 'Shardonnaaaaay come 'ere'! '
So clearly a popular choice nowadays.
 

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perhaps in true British aristocracy style it’s not pronounced Shar-don-a, but actually Saxony, or some such crazy iteration…
 

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After 12 months - still no sign or any indication of when our wardrobe carcasses will be in stock from the well known Swedish store - we have everything else, doors lights interior fixings but no carcass.
Checking the French website they have a delivery last week - ring up and a very helpful man says yes they have them in stock come and get them
£150 ferry bit of fuel and a trip to Lille - let’s go!


Arrive at Dover - 1 hour before departure pull up to the French customs and show our NHS Covid vaccinations (we are both double jabbed)
The guy looks at mine and gives my phone back - pass my wife’s phone and he resorts to arrogant French official mode “Non it’s not acceptable - you need LFT”
He insisted the jabs were out of date (pass says valid until Nov 22) he want letting us ghrough so we had to turn around - we got directions to a Dover pharmacy but they were out of stock so drove to a Shorncliffe health centre and had to pay £35 each
Get back to Dover having missed the ferry and had to re book (£150) show original passes and get waived through “No monsuire you are vaccinated and able to enter France”

WTF!
£220 down - now it’s a push to get everything and get back for the 8pm sailing from Calais

w4nkers

and no way of complaining - the British Police at the next check, 20m past the first one, just said “oh well that’s the French for you!”
 

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After 12 months - still no sign or any indication of when our wardrobe carcasses will be in stock from the well known Swedish store - we have everything else, doors lights interior fixings but no carcass.
Checking the French website they have a delivery last week - ring up and a very helpful man says yes they have them in stock come and get them
£150 ferry bit of fuel and a trip to Lille - let’s go!


Arrive at Dover - 1 hour before departure pull up to the French customs and show our NHS Covid vaccinations (we are both double jabbed)
The guy looks at mine and gives my phone back - pass my wife’s phone and he resorts to arrogant French official mode “Non it’s not acceptable - you need LFT”
He insisted the jabs were out of date (pass says valid until Nov 22) he want letting us ghrough so we had to turn around - we got directions to a Dover pharmacy but they were out of stock so drove to a Shorncliffe health centre and had to pay £35 each
Get back to Dover having missed the ferry and had to re book (£150) show original passes and get waived through “No monsuire you are vaccinated and able to enter France”

WTF!
£220 down - now it’s a push to get everything and get back for the 8pm sailing from Calais

w4nkers

and no way of complaining - the British Police at the next check, 20m past the first one, just said “oh well that’s the French for you!”
This is disturbing for us going to Le Mans...
 

CatmanV2

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HMRC...
Me: Why is my tax code not 1275?
Them: There's a potential underpayment on the 21-22 Tax year
Me: Potential?
Them: Yes, we think you may have not paid enough tax last year
Me: But I've not done my self assessment yet
Them: No, that's why it's a potential one
Me: Did you tell me about this at all?
Them: Well we told you what your tax code was
Me: No, I mean about the underpayment
Them: No, it's only a potential....

OTOH they did answer on the first ring....

C

Annnnnd today they've changed my tax code anyway No action from me at all....

Oh well

C
 

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After 12 months - still no sign or any indication of when our wardrobe carcasses will be in stock from the well known Swedish store - we have everything else, doors lights interior fixings but no carcass.
Checking the French website they have a delivery last week - ring up and a very helpful man says yes they have them in stock come and get them
£150 ferry bit of fuel and a trip to Lille - let’s go!


Arrive at Dover - 1 hour before departure pull up to the French customs and show our NHS Covid vaccinations (we are both double jabbed)
The guy looks at mine and gives my phone back - pass my wife’s phone and he resorts to arrogant French official mode “Non it’s not acceptable - you need LFT”
He insisted the jabs were out of date (pass says valid until Nov 22) he want letting us ghrough so we had to turn around - we got directions to a Dover pharmacy but they were out of stock so drove to a Shorncliffe health centre and had to pay £35 each
Get back to Dover having missed the ferry and had to re book (£150) show original passes and get waived through “No monsuire you are vaccinated and able to enter France”

WTF!
£220 down - now it’s a push to get everything and get back for the 8pm sailing from Calais

w4nkers

and no way of complaining - the British Police at the next check, 20m past the first one, just said “oh well that’s the French for you!”
That is extremely annoying to hear! What a complete bar steward jobs worth.
 

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Joys of being a Sovereign Nation I suppose.

Yes, of course, it's Brexit. It is one of the Brexit benefits that French officials used to just be obstructive counts, but now they are wonderful human beings just doing their job, and anything that goes wrong (such as inconsistent responses to vaccine paperwork) is nothing to do with them but one of the many disastrous consequences of Brexit.

My recent experience of deliberate Brexit billhooks is that going from the UK to Germany, you can no longer use the biometric passport readers (although Canadians and Singaporeans can, for some reason - perhaps they recently joined the EU). But entering the UK, all EU citizens can still use the biometric passport readers. It is just deliberate obstructionism. And I know some Remainers will say 'Well if you leave the club, you lose the benefits.' but what about international reciprocity, and what about choosing not to be a member of a club that turns out to be a vindictive bustard club?
 

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Yes, of course, it's Brexit. It is one of the Brexit benefits that French officials used to just be obstructive counts, but now they are wonderful human beings just doing their job, and anything that goes wrong (such as inconsistent responses to vaccine paperwork) is nothing to do with them but one of the many disastrous consequences of Brexit.

My recent experience of deliberate Brexit billhooks is that going from the UK to Germany, you can no longer use the biometric passport readers (although Canadians and Singaporeans can, for some reason - perhaps they recently joined the EU). But entering the UK, all EU citizens can still use the biometric passport readers. It is just deliberate obstructionism. And I know some Remainers will say 'Well if you leave the club, you lose the benefits.' but what about international reciprocity, and what about choosing not to be a member of a club that turns out to be a vindictive bustard club?

We have had the Douane aux Frontieries on the UK side of the channel crossing for many years long before Brexit. I complained yesterday to just about every official I met, to noavail. To their credit every French official I spoke to (mainly from P&O) was very sympathetic but could offer no help or advice - The UK border police (especially the outward journey kn0bjockey who just shrugged and said “it’s the French”) where next to useless, coming home after I stopped to ask some questions then subjected me to a roadside grilling on where I had been and what I was doing! I’ve got a 4x4 full of ikea wardrobes and the silly c4nt asks if I’ve hidden any body else in there! I wasn’t in the mood for B0llox at nearly midnight!

The fact is I was hoodwinked by an over zealous official who was factually incorrect and refused to inspect my paperwork - my Covid pass on my iPhone was correct, my wife’s on her android was displayed differently - she has the font setting higher so you have to scroll down to see the full pass - Le Frog didn’t want to.
In hindsight I should have just driven round again and or argued my position - I was after all in a single lane que of cars, somebody with a brain would have come if I refused to move!
Also the UK Police at the next checkpoint 20m further on should have given me some advice rather than just saying “Do what the French say - we can’t control them” then giving me an address in Dover that didn’t actually have any LFT tests!
I will be writing an complaint email to the French consulate and embassy in the UK, I doubt it will ever get read let alone a response, but I will copy in UK border police, Dover Port Authority, P&O and just about any one else I can think of.

The flip side is the journey was a success after 12 months of Boll0x and no help from IKEA UK on when the wardrobe carcasses would be delivered - the French IKEA couldn’t have been more helpful and made a pleasant change - they could not have been more helpful in the store 10 out 10 for service.
Always knew it would cost me a few quid (fuel and ferry) but saved a few as same material cost in France as UK (50E as opposed to £50) and a tank of diesel at 1.75E as opposed to £1.85
Spent on a whirlwind visit to Citie Europe for cheese, wine, and a couple of crates
 
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Yes, of course, it's Brexit. It is one of the Brexit benefits that French officials used to just be obstructive counts, but now they are wonderful human beings just doing their job, and anything that goes wrong (such as inconsistent responses to vaccine paperwork) is nothing to do with them but one of the many disastrous consequences of Brexit.

My recent experience of deliberate Brexit billhooks is that going from the UK to Germany, you can no longer use the biometric passport readers (although Canadians and Singaporeans can, for some reason - perhaps they recently joined the EU). But entering the UK, all EU citizens can still use the biometric passport readers. It is just deliberate obstructionism. And I know some Remainers will say 'Well if you leave the club, you lose the benefits.' but what about international reciprocity, and what about choosing not to be a member of a club that turns out to be a vindictive bustard club?
I don't find myself in complete agreement with you often Mark :eek: but in this case, I could not agree more. Literally.
I love France. I spent a year blissfully living in Haute Provence and travelling round the region a bit and it was the happiest I've been, during what has been a fairly awful decade. In truth, I can't wait to return.
But on a political level, the next time they're invaded. I'd be minded to let them stew a bit longer, before coming to their rescue. To be fair. They said that they would make Brexit as painful as possible and that's exactly what they did and continue to do. But these are not the actions of a friend. An ally. A major trading partner. They are the actions of a petulant child throwing a school yard tantrum. Sometimes, the only way through an issue is to respond in kind.
If it meant a boycott of French products, I would quite happily forgo French wines. French cars. Even, reluctantly, French women :( Its not as if there aren't immediately available alternatives to everything France exports.
 
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