Scissor cut.... and shut.

Emtee

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Right then Naomi, now that you're finally ready to go out we're off to Nobu and we're taking the Fezza. Firstly I need you to dump that bag of rough cut diamonds and then I need you to bend....no, not forwards, backwards like you're doing the limbo.....that's it but lower, lower... perfect, now balance on your left leg and point your right leg towards the car... that's it, now hop forward... and again... and again..... now jump............Ouch, sorry about that.

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Parisien

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Obviously for the lithe and double jointed only....or do you smear you body in duck fat then scrape it off with a rubber blade once in.....;)


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Parisien

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....yeah....baste yourself at gas mark 5 in the oven....soon burn off the excess duck fat....;)


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