Terrible Jokes Thread

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philw696 said:
My Tools are my Best friends and have served me Well for 45 years.
They are nearly as Well Travelled as Judith Chalmers.
Most people are in awe when they take a look at them especially when they realise how old some of them are too.
Look after them and as Peter said put them into the right box too ;)
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Not braggin' ............I'm having trouble finding a box big enough for mine!!
 

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Scotsman gets lost in London and wanders into a posh bar in Mayfair



There are two Englishmen discussing what they will be buying their wives for Xmas.

First one said I will be buying her a Maserati GT, and a Bentley

But why both said the second Englishman?



Well if she does not like the Maserati she can go in the Bentley.

Ah! right, said the second Englisman. Well I will be buying my wife a flat in Nassau, and a flat in Paris.

But why both said the first Englishman? Well If she does not like the flat in Nassau, she can go to the Flat in Paris.



They both looked at the Scotsman

Aye, I will be buying my wife a pair of slippers and a vibrator

If she does not like the slippers she can go and F**K herself!
 
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