I'm not sure what you Alfa lovers will make of this...

GransportFan1

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Not Orange, but the Spyder's next to it, oh my they are gorgeous, nearly as good as a night with J Lo and some honey.
 

Parisien

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Honey........................................honey........?!...do share Adam.......we are all ears espeically Nikos......;)


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GransportFan1

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Oh it is private and confidential, i just got talking to her and before i knew it i was in the same bed as her with a jar of Sainsbury's taste the difference honey. Nantwich is full of nice flange, even Benny will agree.
 

Parisien

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....with a Jar of Sainsburys taste the difference honey on the front passenger seat, just in case...;)


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Parisien

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....its not where you start Adam....but where you finish.......did Papa M not give you that life enriching tip.....


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toomanyhorses

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Nooooooo........... NO NO NO

I can feel Wolfgang Egger's heart sinking, and see his head nodding as he sinks it into his hands, (and probably Vittorio Jano turning in his grave)

Just as many people shouldn't be allowed to breed, so there are many that shouldn't be allowed to buy a beautiful car

Maybe certain cars should have a 'listed' status, like historically important homes have!?
 

hodroyd

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They've made a right mess of a lovely motor, but what about the honey mummy?
P, do you mean you pour the jar of honey over the front passenger seat, or is it there for someone to sit on, now the fetish in me suggests it may be all over the seats, slippy slidy and sweet, but defo not in the masser, surely?
 

BennyD

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There are a lot of things I would do in a Maser, but pour honey over some big a55ed slapper is not one of them. Let's have a bit of decorum please chaps. I draw the line at flipping her over and doing her dry from behind!:wink: